Wednesday, 18 August 2004

Yet another day in paradise


Birds on a wire


Paradise lost

Having scrambled out of bed after yet another night of less than 4 hours sleep, yes I was on here again, I have decided at last to give up the unequal struggle and finally admit to myself that there is just not going to be a summer this year!

Absolutely torrential rain greeted me for what must be the umpteenth time this year, as I forced my eyelids apart at 6 am and as yet there is no let up. The swallows, normally merrily on the wing at this early hour, where all huddled in sad, wet little lines along the phone wires, their only exercise being to keep shaking themselves in an attempt to remain less sodden! Ditto has parked herself on the doorstep thus far, ever hopeful of a let up. She ventured bravely down to the car with PG as he left for work, as ever her morning routine dictates, and then beat a very hasty retreat back to the doormat, for some weather monitoring from a safe distance!

I seem to keep posting dismal pictures of a less than appealing view but believe me what looks like fog is not......it's the heavy rainfall. I am certainly no meteorologist but to me it seems that we are now beginning to get our comeuppence and global warming is showing it's future intent.

We live perhaps 20 meters from the river Whiteadder which is looking decidedly over full this morning. Last winter it broke it's banks impressively overnight and turned most of what you see in this picture into a flood plane. From where we are situated it was quite a phenomenon to see what is normally a small river, become a raging torrent but for the guy that owns the stable and the horses on that land it was far less interesting im sure. We thankfully are on reasonably high ground but not so high we can afford to be overly complacent!

And so......I will be forced once having attended to the day to day responsibilities of a domestic goddess (Hmmmm) to spend my day on here. I have a few little 'toys' I am looking forward to investigating and a template of slightly muddled HTML to attend to..........as they say, every cloud has a silver lining and the inclement conditions mean I can play to my hearts content without even a twinge of guilt!

Excuse me....did I hear someone in the back there mutter 'get a life'??!

:o)

Tuesday, 17 August 2004

Friday13th revisited


Not!

Having had to cancel my hair appointment last Friday, courtesy of my car behaving in a decidedly strange fashion en route, this morning I had the replacement appointment to attend. I dislike going to the hairdressers with a vengeance at the best of times, inane conversation, poor coffee and the delights of a 'back wash' do not endear this necessary procedure to me but my current coiffeuse resembling a birds nest dictated that it couldn't be avoided, so off I went on my journey.

The instant I put my foot on the accelerator I just knew it........the same bloody car problem was distinctly apparent, only one cylinder showing any motivation to fire whatsoever and that not very impressively! Arghhhhhhh.

I'm sorry but patience just isn't my forte and had I wanted a car that required weekly mechanical attention I would have bought a beautiful classic, saved myself the cost of road tax and at least enjoyed envious glances from passers by. This car, a standard uninteresting model was purchased for reliability. For me cars such as this are supposed to start first time, propel me to my destination with reasonable efficiency and not bugger about only two months or so out of warranty!

I decided on this occasion I was not going to miss yet another appointment. It didn't catch fire last time despite the delightful burning aroma it gave off, so presumably it wasn't going to this time and thus I coaxed this ailing heap of junk the remainder of the journey, whilst I called the dealer again (yes hands free) and had more protracted conversation with the same very nice man who tried to fix it a few days ago.

So the upshot is they can't take it until next Monday (deep happiness), requiring me to drive to work at the weekend at a snails pace, (I'm assured it can do no more damage!) they don't have a courtesy car available for me and this time we are talking serious sums of money!

This car may well find itself abandoned in part exchange where the dealer can suffer the cost himself....can I afford it? No but like I said patience isn't my forte!

I'm not a happy blogger.... but I did at least return my barnet to some degree of order and the aggravation involved in making it to the appointment at all, distracted me from the inane conversation and expected dire cup of coffee.

Boscastle


Boscastle Harbour

I woke this morning to news headlines that had the unusual effect of making me sit up and take notice. Rarely does anything cause me to turn the television on at this early hour of the day but the news that Boscastle in North Cornwall has suffered devastating flash floods is one of those occasions.

Boscastle is a place very dear to me. At about age eight my parents took us on the annual family fortnights holiday to a place a mile or two away from Boscaslte called Trebarwith Strand, a tiny village on the rugged North Cornish coast. It was here I was introduced to the massive tides the area is famous for and my lifelong fascination and love of the ocean began. The holiday remains sharp in my mind to this day. We stayed in a cottage cut into the cliff overlooking the sea, I did all the childhood things, played on the beach, walked the cliffs and learnt to surf but my greatest memory was high tide. At high tide the beach would disappear under massive waves crashing against the cliff face and I would sit with my siblings, in a spot designated safe by my ever watchful parents and watch the waves for hour upon hour...... I had only ever seen flat, safe beaches and seas before and I was absolutely entranced by the power and beauty of this new experience.

This place became 'my heaven' despite being almost 400 miles from home and when all my contemporaries progressed to international travel and holidays abroad I would spend every possibly break and holiday back on 'my rocks' sea watching. I spent so much time in the area that I became involved with the local village life and made some very good friends with whom I remain in contact. To this day, despite living where I do surrounded by beautiful scenery every day, Boscastle and Trebarwith remain my personal heaven.

So to hear the news this morning that Boscastle has suffered devastating flash floods, resulting in one of the biggest rescue operations of it's kind in the UK was one of those news items that made me turn on the tv and sent my heart rushing into my mouth. The thought of such devastation in such a historic and beautiful place is horrendous. Boscastle sits at sea level at the mouth in a picturesque small harbour cut into a steep valley. It is surrounded on three sides by immense cliffs and so when 2 inches of rain fell in an hour (equivalent of a months normal rainfall for the area)as it did yesterday afternoon, it is not hard to see how this catastrophe could happen. Thus far there are no reported fatalities but there remain 15 people unaccounted for and given the level of visitors to the area at this time of year the tracing of those individuals I imagine will be hampered.

We hear of terrible incidents of destruction day after day in this media driven world but when it happens a place you love and know so well it suddenly forces a stark awareness of the true cost to those involved of such disasters. I can't imagine the upset for those who's lives will have been turned upside down or quite comprehend the destruction, in a few minutes, of beautiful buildings that have stood for hundreds and hundreds of years.

The Cornish people are a stoic breed, more used than most to the severe conditions nature throws at them and will recover.... but today it is a sad day.

Monday, 16 August 2004

A weekend offline!

Hells bells and little fishes!.... 48 hours without blogging and 24 without ever touching a computer, quite a feat for me and I managed it without even becoming subject to any unpleasant withdrawals!

The cause of my absence was of course the necessity to do at least two days work this week and was compounded by our having to attend a party on Saturday night.I say here 'having to attend' because to be honest I wasn't remotely looking forward to it. My job, albeit I don't work often, is very tiring and the thought of going to a party and making erudite conversation etc. did not fill me with joy. In the event having escaped work an hour early and made the effort to get myself into some semblance of appearing a party animal I had a damn good time.

By the time we arrived at 8pm (this party started at 3pm) the majority of our fellow party goers had consumed enough alcohol to prevent anyone from retaining the ability to make high brow conversation and instead a night of hilarious stupidity and dancing ensued. In these parts a good party, infact any nigh-time entertainment, is so rare I had sorta forgotten what fun it is just to allow the party animal out for a few hours. I of course suffered the usual 1st hour of everyone and his dog trying to persuade me to 'have a real drink', people just don't ever seem to understand the 'tee total' thing, but having made it patently obvious that I am naturally quite gregarious and that I just don't need a drink to have a good time, they gave up the fight thankfully.

We had promised ourselves that with work on Sunday in mind we would leave by 1am, needless to say we failed dismally to achieve this goal and having 'steered' PG into the flat at stupid o'clock I fell into bed for perhaps two hours sleep.

As a consequence my Sunday at work was somewhat 'trying', I arrived with only moments to spare, forgot to 'put my face on' and limped pathetically through to closing time! Having made it home and eaten, I parked myself infront of the tv to watch the gymnastics (wondering how on earth I used to do that) and promptly fell asleep.

The advancing years must be catching up with me. How was it that I used to live like this 24/7 and never feel the worse for wear? I was a gymnast for something like 10 years but this morning I still feel vaguely like I have spent hours on asymmetric bars just from dancing for a few hours! Oh to be young again!

Saturday, 14 August 2004

What kind are you?

I 'borrowed' this from Jenny at Demob Happy Teacher....sorry Jenny I hope you don't mind, I needed something fast for a 6 am post! It's suppose to shed light on what type of blogger you are....give it a go.

I took the Blogging Personality Quiz at About Web logs and I am...

The Writer
Words captivate me. And, I like to capture words. Blogging enables me to write often. It also provides a place for me to share what I write with a reading public. I can be funny, inspiring, intelligent, cynical, or morbid. It doesn't matter what I write about in my blog. It only matters that I write.



Hmmmmm..... alternatively that could read:

I am verbose and boring and post far to much drivel. Blogging provides me with a forum where I can rant on regardless of if anyone is listening or remotely interested, I am thoroughly conceited and write about many subjects I know nothing of!

Take your pick :o)

Friday, 13 August 2004

Friday 13th part three.

Given that I made mention of the date this morning more for fun than anything else and that I'm not normally the superstitious type today is getting kinda scary!

PG and his charge returned home safely despite their earlier mishaps and mid afternoon I set off for town to play hunt the birthday present and to get my hair cut. Not 10 miles from home my car started to behave very strangely. One of the few down aspects of life in the middle of nowhere and working part time is that one has to make sacrifices such as no new car every second year. That said my car is only just 3 and I wasn't expecting too much in the way of misbehaviour from it just yet. So, said car began showing definite signs of firing on less cylinders than it ought to be and then suddenly presented me with a none too attractive red light blinking furiously on the dash. Lights on the dash don't generally concern me overly but this one was the shape of an engine block and didn't exist in the manual, which I had rapidly referred to.

I carried on albeit slowly, not prepared, if possible, to be stranded miles from civilization and slowly made my way to a service station. At this point I could smell burning and well aware I was surrounded by gallons and gallons of fuel decided it wise to no longer ignore the situation.

I called the local (25 miles is local here) Citroen dealer and described my plight. Worryingly I was rapidly asked if the vehicle was still under warranty, no of course it isn't when are they ever when one needs them to be. I politely told him my warranty had expired 5 weeks ago. That's a pity says he, a pity for who I wondered.

The upshot of this protracted conversation was that they required the car like now but their tow truck was out God damn it, so it was suggested I drive very slowly to them and should I smell burning again I was advised to decamp.....Like I needed that advice!

Eventually, harassed and hot I arrived, hair appointment and shopping cancelled. Two mechanics and a lot of equipment pawed over the offending vehicle whilst muttering between themselves about coil blocks and sums of money way up in the hundreds. I was not happy. As a skeptic where superstition is concerned I was beginning to feel decidedly uncomfortable.

They departed and another mechanic armed with some nifty computer arrived....this guy was nice (sshhh no mention to PG please), hooked up his gadget(no tittering please), pressed some buttons and hey presto........car fixed! Perhaps this 13th wasn't going to be quite as dire as I was beginning to fear.

Once back inside I stood clutching an already over used plastic card, feeling relieved that this wasn't going to be such a big job after all, whilst I waited for my bill to be prepared. Aforementioned nice man, winked ( I love a man that winks) and beckoned me outside, handed me my keys and said.....'on the house hen'.

Result!!

A very strange Friday the 13th!

Friday 13th part two


Ouch!

It's running true to form this superstition.

For those of you who don't, know PG works with severely mentally and physically disabled adults. Today he was charged with taking a client on a long awaited and much anticipated day out to a local air museum.

He phoned me a few minutes ago to say they are on their way back already! Hardly had they arrived at the place before his client had a seizure. PG, in the midst of attending to that, with the obligatory 'rubberneckers' gathering, was promptly stung by a bee.... resulting in something very painful and bearing uncanny similarlty to a golf ball attached to his back!

Not a good day thus far methinks.

Friday 13th


Tropical Lagoon © V.K.Tylor

Having woken yet again to torrential rain, wind and fog and trying to remember what summer should be like I decided a quick reminder was in order, something for us to gaze at momentarily as we recall there is somewhere a sun blazing in a blue sky! Doubtless I will have contravened some copyright in providing you with this visual delight but having tried to decipher the legalities and this not being a commercial venture I think I'm safe, hopefully the owner will see it as flattery and social responsibility for the mental wellbeing of us washed out Brits!

Did it rain on St.Swithins day? I don't remember but I think there must be no real question. Our little bit of Scotland is now saturated.I don't know what the statistics tell us but for me this must be the wettest dingiest summer in my lifetime, not so much as one unbroken day of sunshine thus far!

So what of my wet Friday 13th.....nothing stunning, I have to go on another hunt for PG's birthday present, time is running out and I have an appointment at the hairdressers, perhaps not my best move on today's date. Should anything 'untoward' occur in the area of styling I make a vow to publish and cause some hilarity!

The weekend draws nigh, which of course means work for me but I won't moan and grumble this week(much) that's life. We have a party to attend tomorrow evening and it's the birthday on Sunday so there will be plenty of distractions from the mundanities.

Best I get some sleep tonight, having had only 7 hours in the last 48 my 'party animal' status is in distinct danger of failing me dismally!

Thursday, 12 August 2004

Justification or not??

I came upon this a few days ago in the comments on beFrank.

As yet I have made no real comment and despite the owner being apparently articulate and polite I'm still slightly confused over the motivation of someone from outside the counter-culture seemingly asking for, or requiring justification from ourselves on what we do. I say 'apparently' here because within 2 posts the individual concerned had made a post that I imagine was designed in the main to get a reaction.

Is the answer not for him or her, incidentally this person has a hidden profile so we know nothing about them,to blog properly themselves to find out why we do it?

I'm not sure I want or need to justify myself, am I being over sensitive here? Go look see.....feedback appreciated.

Bloggers block.

Is this the same as writers block but on a smaller and less financially damaging scale? I have woken this morning with my mind completely devoid of anything even remotely interesting to impart here. My usual sources of inspiration have failed to ignite any interest in me what so ever and nothing has happened North of the border here worth mention.

Normally, verbose as I am, I don't have time to post everything that's in my mind but today what I can only call 'bloggers block has set in and any inkling of verbosity has deserted me.

Perhaps the fact that we went to bed at 04.00 has had an impact on my powers of thought. PG and I got into a 'heated discussion' regarding whether the rapist Iorworth Hoare should be forced lawfully to spend his recent lottery win of £7 million on projects to help victims of rape. It's a difficult one this,I think that morally (do rapists have morals?) he should feel obliged to at least donate some of his good fortune to those who's lives he damaged so brutally. Had he had the means at the time of his trial he would have been ordered to pay compensation. PG on the other hand supports the opposing view in that his sentence was set at the time of trail knowing he could not make financial recompense for his crimes and consequently reflected that. When his custodial sentence is complete that should be his dues to society and his victims paid.

It seems the government are going to legislate on the matter soon anyhow and at least not allow offenders or their families access to any such future wins during the term of their sentence.

I'm still divided on this one..........any thoughts?

Wednesday, 11 August 2004

Once in a lifetime


Total Eclipse

11th August 1999, five years ago today, was a remarkable day, a once in a life time phenomenon that I will never forget. The event was the last total solar eclipse of the 20th century, there had not been one since 1927 and will not be another until 2090.

I had been desperate to witness this event but the only place in the UK to see the totality in it's full glory was the south of Cornwall. At the time I lived close to London and despite begging and pleading with my employer (the same one as currently) they would not allow me a day off.....let alone two to enable me to make the 800 or so mile round trip.

As I left work on the evening of 10th August my boss called me to his office and told me I could have the following day off.

Not to be put off by the logistics or practicalities we (myself and my ex) threw a few essentials into a tank bag, hastily called a friend who had expressed interest, arranged to meet him en route and called my brother who had ridden down a day previously with some friends and had already 'set up camp'. We leathered up and rode off into the dusk for Cornwall.

We traveled for perhaps 150 miles before the rain set in, stopped to put on the obligatory waterproof gear, have a coffee and something to eat and carried on our journey. As we began to near the South West there was a tangible excitement in the air. The roads, whilst perfectly reasonable where unusually busy for 2am, as traffic warnings had predicted and the majority of those traveling where likeminded individuals attempting at the last minute to get as close as possible to the tip of Cornwall. For those who have never ridden a bike for any distance at speed, in the dark and wet no matter how well 'geared up' one might be it begins to get damn cold.

The cold and creeping tiredness meant we had to stop a number of times to unwind our increasingly stiff limbs ( a sports bike isn't built for comfort) and at each place we took a break there where groups of people excitedly discussing the forthcoming eclipse and their varying journeys. As always there was the camaraderie that exists unspoken among bikers, regardless of socio-economic status, profession or creed bikers are drawn together and by the time we reached the half way point in our journey we were no longer three lone travelers but riding with perhaps another 30 bikes.

The night wore on and by maybe 4.00am we were lost in fog in small lanes somewhere near Lands End (to this day I'm not exactly sure where we were) trying to locate the field where my brother and his friends had landed themselves. This was not a legitimate camp site, it was a farmer who had hired a portaloo and offered his land to the visiting masses for the occasion and hence was not signed. In the absence of any signal we could not make contact for directions and by then cold and worn out the whole idea was beginning to wear a little thin!

Eventually we found the designated field, slid the bike across what in the rain had become a quagmire and parked up.....no easy feat in pitch black and with only a side stand on soft mud! Five of us squashed rapidly into a two man tent and despite the odds slept until daybreak.

Daylight, hunger and a desperate need for the 'portaloo' woke us at about 6am, we had a breakfast of fried eggs and bacon (well just the egg for me, I'm vegetarian) and much needed coffee and then waited.

There where perhaps nearing 300 people in our field and in which ever direction one looked there were others as far as the eye could see, dotted around this small part of the British Isles. Strangers became friends and animated conversation about the impending event was the sole topic of conversation. None of us I'm sure, had any real idea what we were about to see and even less scientific knowledge of it but a common interest and excitement had bought us all to this same point, in expectation of something we would never have a chance again to experience.

We of course wanted clear skies or our efforts would be thwarted but the morning had been very overcast and we were not hopeful. We didn't really know what to expect but we did know we needed a clear sky!

I now can't recall the exact time but at some point in the late morning or very early afternoon the skies where just clearing when gradually everybody began looking in one direction. On the horizon what I can only describe as a dark translucent wall of something similar to fog was suddenly approaching us, it filled the horizon and came toward us quite rapidly. At the same time a complete hush fell, the birds stopped singing, cows and sheep became quiet and all of us, hundreds of individuals fell silent. As the 'black wall' advanced and enveloped us, we were plunged into almost complete darkness within a few seconds.......The cloud parted slightly and we could see the sun ........totally eclipsed!

In the absolute quiet and darkness thousands of us stood gazing at the sky in amazement, the black wall advanced beyond us, we watched it go, almost like a tangible thing we could touch and as it moved away on its path so the daylight returned.

The whole of the area suddenly erupted in spontaneous applause, I didn't like that, I wanted to stand in silence a few seconds longer and take in the phenomenon we had just witnessed but I understood it.

The whole event lasted maybe two and a half minutes but it was something I will never forget and a feeling I don't imagine I will ever experience again. Something so massive and so beyond our control.....awesome in the extreme.

The journey home on two hours sleep doesn't bear mention, all the traffic that had filtered into Cornwall over the previous week or two suddenly seemed to leave at once. The road problems we had been warned about materialised and despite being on two wheels the journey back took 10 hours! We had spent 17 hours in 24 riding in the cold and wet but I would do it all again.....no question.

Will I ever learn?

I had a post, a long post, typed, spell checked, photograph uploaded and almost ready to hit publish.......if I say so myself it was quite a reasonable post...and what happened? Bang! A power outage, some fool working on a mains cable cut the wrong thing (and yes it was a he before anyone accuses me of sexism here). Did he not know I hadn't saved my efforts, that if he could have waited a minute longer all would have been well?? Apparently he didn't which brings me to the question who is the bigger fool.....myself I fear! One of these days I will learn the lesson and type this in notepad first or at least save it to draft more frequently! Arghhhhh.

And so...all that remains is the photograph, languishing alone, waiting for this fool to start typing again. Later I may redo it, for now the impetus has gone.

My stupidity didn't end there, oh no, today I seem to have abandoned any intellect I may have to some secret and unknown place. Immediately after my connection to mains electricity failed, intrepid as ever (not) I decided a cup of coffee was in order. Power outage is not rare here and for such times I invested in a camping stove. So full of renewed enthusiasm I dug it out, brand new, never used and installed the gas cartridge. Hey presto!.......the damn thing is faulty and promptly spewed it's noxious, and very cold contents at high pressure all over me! The cats fled at the high pitched hissing sound and as I fought this contraption in an endeavor to control it PG remained sleeping oblivious! Said item was not to be tempted back into any reasonable state of operation and was unceremoniously hurled into the field to continue its discharge out of harms way.

Yet more stupidity followed. Feeling like I had lost the use of my right arm and with computer idle I set about pottering around the flat doing what I could without power, miffed that I couldn't post this morning. Two hours passed in which I achieved little before it dawned on my less that impressive mind that my laptop was sitting in the bedroom........fully charged! Give me strength.......I think I will go back to bed today and start again.

All this and then I realise I have yet to safely get myself through Friday the 13th in two days time! Hmmmmmm.

Tuesday, 10 August 2004

Just another day


Berwick. © M. Robertson

Another whole day of absolutely nothing I have to do ahead of me....heaven!

It's PG's birthday this coming weekend so I may venture into town in an attempt to find an inspired gift this afternoon, though I have the distinct feeling I will have to trek into Edinburgh or Newcastle later on in the week.

Our closest town is Berwick upon Tweed, a beautiful historic place for those visiting on holiday but slightly less than perfect for day to day necessities and at this time of year overflowing with tourists, who currently have my sympathy. It seems to have rained almost constantly here this summer and not just light 'civilised' rain, torrential, serious rain, day in and day out. Even for those with the British spirit of adventure where weather is concerned it has been dismal, the place has been shrouded in sea mist for the main part and what are usually beautiful panoramic views have been completely hidden!

I have seen any number of intrepid visitors this season, wandering around the various 'places of interest', with wet and bedraggled children who really want only to be playing on the beach and in the sea, if they could see where it is for the fog! It's such a shame to have saved and looked forward to their holiday for however long only, to have it washed out as it has been this summer. This is a beautiful country and I normally wonder what makes so many rush off to Spain and the like so readily.... this year I can understand it!

But I digress, it's off on a birthday present hunt for me today, perhaps brave the hairdressers before something nests in my head and pick up one or two other bits and pieces we need, including yet another new collar for Ditto, who manages to destroy hers on an almost weekly basis. I have no idea what she subjects it too but it is always in a serious state of disrepair.....I must get her chipped!

Tuesday stupidity.

Apparently this is my 'sign of affection', yet another quiz in which I seem not to score the exciting result! Lol.

cuddle and a kiss
cuddle and a kiss on the forehead - you like to be
close to your special someone and feel warm,
comfortable, and needed


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