Friday, 2 May 2008

Five tips for a woman

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on! And doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.


Sorry, it's an old one I know but I couldn't resist!

5 Comments:

Jennyta said...

And there was I getting all excited and wondering where I could find this 'wonder' man! ;)

gemmak said...

Jennyta: Lol...perhaps Hans Christian Anderson can help you! ;o)

.....though I could of course say I have the only one and you can't can't have him.....but I wouldn't like to massage his ego to that degree, nor be the cause of the general population to projectile vomit en-masse! ;o)

Bulldog said...

Along the same lines . . .

Having found the perfect husband, the woman wanted to ensure his continuing happiness.

"When I die, George, I want you to take a new wife, and further, I want you to give her all of my clothes," she said.

"Oh, darling" he replied, "I simply couldn't do that."

"Why not?"

"She's NOT your size."

[rimshot]

Punctuation said...

Les Dawson: "My wife's an angel. Well...I WISH she was an angel".

lisasplace said...

Hmmm.... I'm starting to worry about this "Angel" word now. :)