Friday, 2 May 2008
Five tips for a woman
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on! And doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Sorry, it's an old one I know but I couldn't resist!
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on! And doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
Sorry, it's an old one I know but I couldn't resist!
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And there was I getting all excited and wondering where I could find this 'wonder' man! ;)
Jennyta: Lol...perhaps Hans Christian Anderson can help you! ;o)
.....though I could of course say I have the only one and you can't can't have him.....but I wouldn't like to massage his ego to that degree, nor be the cause of the general population to projectile vomit en-masse! ;o)
Along the same lines . . .
Having found the perfect husband, the woman wanted to ensure his continuing happiness.
"When I die, George, I want you to take a new wife, and further, I want you to give her all of my clothes," she said.
"Oh, darling" he replied, "I simply couldn't do that."
"Why not?"
"She's NOT your size."
[rimshot]
Les Dawson: "My wife's an angel. Well...I WISH she was an angel".
Hmmm.... I'm starting to worry about this "Angel" word now. :)
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