1. My uncle once: won the world diamond design competition.
2. Never in my life: have I achieved my dream...yet.
3. When I was five: I pushed a peanut up my nose that required medical intervention for removal! Ack, kids.
4. High school was: all girls and boring!
5. I will never forget: the day Tilly had to go to her new home.
6. Once I met: (albeit briefly in most cases) David Bowie, Paul Mc Carney, David Essex, Liam Neeson, Terry Wogan, Simon and Yasmin LeBon, Jasper Carrott, Paul Daniels, Bob Geldof, Louis Malle, Paula Yeates, Nigel Lithgoe, David Seaman, Vinny Jones, yada, yada, yada....
7. There’s this girl I know: who races a Ducati with the best of the guys.
8. Once, at a bar: I was asked outright and with no preamble, by a complete stranger "do you f*ck"! Smooth line mate...not!
9. By noon, I’m usually: tired!
10. Last night: I was trying not to scratch my eczema ridden legs...attractive huh?
11. If only I had: Some antibiotics for this bloody tooth abscess.
12. Next time I go to church: will probably be a wedding or a funeral, it's the only time I ever go in a church.
13. What worries me most: Everything!
14. When I turn my head left I see: a white wall.
15. When I turn my head right I see: This....
(sorry, appallingly done but no time)16. You know I’m lying when: I don't lie. I occasionally tell tiny fibs but I do that well!
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: The [relative] naivety.
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: Puck.
19. By this time next year: I hope life is a little simpler.
20. A better name for me would be: Hmmmmm, I have no idea.
21. I have a hard time understanding: Man's inhumanity to man.
22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: make the absolute most of it this time.
23. You know I like you if: um......
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: Lol...doesn't that depend on the award?
25. Take my advice, never: count your chickens, because the buggers invariably do the off.
26. My ideal breakfast is: made for me!
27. A song I love but do not have is: I have what I like.
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: call me and we'll go for a beer/coffee.
29. Why won’t people: make love not war.
30. If you spend a night at my house: please help yourself to stuff, I'm a crap hostess.
31. I’d stop my wedding for: which one?
32. The world could do without: The tabloid press.
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: see a spider, no contest!
34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: I hope I'm not that shallow.
35. Paper clips are more useful than: Gordon Brown.
36. If I do anything well it’s: very unusual.
37. I can’t help but: watch Big Brother.
38. I usually cry: too easily.
39. My advice to my child/nephew/niece: Do it your way, not the way expected of you.
40. And by the way: I miss Fletch.
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3 Comments:
Firstest! Anything is more useful than Gordon Brown!
Watch Big Brother? Get a life!!
That's a good list Jane : ) Some of your answers were really funny! I disagree with 36 though. xxxx
I hope your tooth feels better soon. I hate teeth! They cause nothing but problems for people and for cats.
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