Friday, 20 June 2008

Party on?

At the beginning of the week in our usual chrome and glass encrusted drinking establishment, Fletch and I were joined by one of the bar-maids. A nice girl, friendly, chatty, good at her job and about to go off to university.

The conversation began with her asking me if I 'do dresses' and asking our names, because somehow over the months the 'introductions' had never happened, despite much chatter.

"I wonder where this is going" I thought to myself, while rapidly enlightening her to the fact that the last time I 'did' a dress I was about six years old!

It transpires that today is her 21st birthday and she is having a 'bit of a do' tonight, to which we found ourselves rather unexpectedly invited!!

There are two drawbacks here; Firstly it means I have to drag myself kicking and screaming into some less than laid back attire (ugh)and secondly I suspect we are going to increase the average age to a rather significant degree!

We are going to know no-one, Fletch will be fine, apparently her boyfriend is something of a geek so that's him sorted for conversation but me....hell, I can only hope her parents are there, as was suggested they may be!

6 Comments:

Silvia said...

Im sure you be great. Or do what I do sit quietly in a corner and get drunk....lololol

gemmak said...

Silvia: Lol...I don't do anything 'quietly'!

Mr. Nighttime said...

Just tell everyone there you're the chaperone's.... ;-)

Anonymous said...

Tip. Keep your ears open and, sure enough, [i] someone [/i] there will be lined up for an operation. Adopt this and tell the potential patient the most gruesome and terrifying detail you can imagine/invent. Get Fletch to add when you show signs if flagging.
Still - it would be just your luck if it is a 'swingers' party! Take notes.

anonymouse jw

Anonymous said...

I'm going to one of those in a couple of weeks - 'cept it's a family wedding and we will know nobody. Not even the groom who invited us - well I do know him via email but ....

Let me know what ploy works best for you tomorrow!

belleek

Fletch said...

Don't worry folks I've rescued her!

:O)