What's a girl to do?

Life is looking pretty good today, my options are endless, well ok, maybe only in a day to day sense, the whole world isn't exactly at my feet but I'm looking forward to a good day!

The site of my recent dental trauma is by now allowing me to perform slightly more normally, I may even manage to eat enough not to spend the entire day hungry as I did the last two days, the long awaited prospect of being able to clean my teeth properly beckons, believe me, you didn't want to kiss me the last 48 hours and the pain is receding nicely. The only downside is a week of salt mouthwashes....not an attractive proposition but even the possibility of opening my mouth wide enough to enable that function is a pleasure after the last two days!

Add to all that, by circumstance I have unlimited internet access today, it's early and I'm surprisingly wide awake, I have coffee, feline company, a stack of books to read, a whole completely free day at my disposal.......and shops! Hell, what's a girl to do?

Now...in the mind of a female that probably doesn't seem a difficult decision to make but to the male of the species it's maybe less obvious, so let me explain: You see it's like this.......woman undergoes big and scary trauma, woman suffers pain and discomfort as a result, woman behaves with more than the usual degree of bravery in the face of adversity......the result; woman feels deserved of a treat and goes shopping!

See...no contest, the theory and actuality are straightforward.....

Woman considers herself to have suffered, the only real and true cure is to shop!

There is no choice!