The Devil... Is he all bad?

So then you lot, it's past mid-night so this counts as a tomorrow post...

You want some humour then do you? Hey it is usually lacking from this Blog, unless you count a Dum cat chasing it's tail... ;-) (Oh if u haven't noticed, I'm in the chair for making as many subtle anti-cat gags as possible this week... ;o) )

OK here's a funny little Scratching I came across via the old Tinternet/Email thingy...These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services,'Thank God' for church ladies with typewriters :o) (What! It's the cleanest funny thing I could find!)


1. The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

2. The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

3. Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

4. Don't let worry kill you off, let the Church help.

5. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

6. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

7. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

8. Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

9. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

10. The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

11. This evening at 7pm there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

12. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10am. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the BS is done.

13. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7pm. Please use the back door.

14. The primary 7's will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7pm. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

15. Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.


Well they made me laugh anyway... :o)

Yeah I know what your thinking, but no, she's not bloody back yet! ;o)

Ciao for now people...
Fletch
Confused From Chichester
I BLOG There4 I Am