Free sex with girls!

The above title was also the title of an email I received this morning from someone named 'Jenny'. It was the name of the sender that tempted me to think it may be a joke, I have a 'Jenny' mail me now and then and so in slight trepidation I opened it.....well I did update Nortons twice already today!

The text I found is below. I don't know why but it made me laugh out loud.

There is this free date site filled with a bunch of nymphos.

No flowers, no walk on the beach, just meet up for sex :)

There are also some people who want serious relationships though
So if you want a long-termer, or a one-nighter, you got it ;)

Whatever floats your boat pretty much!

I think it was the 'no walk on the beach' line. That'll be just fine then, that will make all the difference won't it! Do I have a warped sense of humour that I find even spam funny very occasionally! :o/

....and sorry guys, I took the link out. Heh.

Lord knows who will land here from nefarious search topics now.....if it's you, sorry to disappoint but there are only cats here....I will resist the obvious poor taste joke!

Incidentally, I notice spellcheck doesn't include 'nymphos'. Sorry, I must be warped, I just find this too funny.