'Congress'

Following on in a similar vein from my post of a few days ago regarding 'getting old', this little treat:

This is an actual extract from a sex education school text book for girls, printed in the early 60's in the U.K.....and written by a woman!

"When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself a promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed.

Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.

When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and inparticular your commitment to obey them. if he feels he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husbands wishes. Do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a mans satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfillment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night time face and hair products. You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes."

Yeah right! I am, for once, at a loss for words, this cannot be real! .....and remember girls, only small moans are permitted, no hair rollers and you must allow 'congress'....... what sort of word is that to use? Congress indeed, fer pity's sake! heh.

Oh, and guys....don't even think it! :o)

Thanks to Justitia for making this available.